I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
