drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
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I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
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I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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