Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
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I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
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She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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