Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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