Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
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