Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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