Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
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I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
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Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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