Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
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i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
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high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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