Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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