I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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