I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
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I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
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I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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