I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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