Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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