i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
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I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
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I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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