In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
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As long as you're not dating white guys again.
My ATM looks so different sober.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
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I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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