I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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