Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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