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Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
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Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
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You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
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