If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
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I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I party with great urgency now.
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