idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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