I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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