ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
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having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
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WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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