it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
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vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
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Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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