She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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