So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
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its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
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i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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