This gyro tastes like lonliness
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
How's work?
Spinning.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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