It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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