I'm lost and stupid without you.
i think my tv is drunk
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
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He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
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You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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