He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I am one with the molecules
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
