Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
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After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
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I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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