Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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