I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
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Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
There's always time for handjobs
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
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OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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