I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
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as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
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Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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