Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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