I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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