brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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