dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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