i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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