You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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