No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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