woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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