i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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