Dual....:-)
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
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She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
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I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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