I don't remember. Are we still dating?
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
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I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
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At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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