Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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