I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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