Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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