a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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