:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
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HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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