i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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