I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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