Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
whose parrot is this?
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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