Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
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Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
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Do I have a choice?
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I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
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I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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