Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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