Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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