OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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