NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
is wine microwaveable?
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Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
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Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
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